Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Up a Creek with MLB Public Relations

Click pic to enlarge (so you can read the fine print)

Monday, February 11, 2008

Congress Is Now in Session...



Hey, readers! If you noted the surfboard as possible penis symbolism, double your points. As for the Rocket, too bad he's never surfed in congressional waters before. He's about to get blue crushed.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

What's the Grammy's Got to Do With It?

Sorry, my powers of sports coverage have been sapped by visions of Tina Turner in that tight metallic outfit at the Grammy's. I shall return with sports coverage soon. I hope.



Note to Tina: Mary wouldn't have been so proud if she saw what you were wearing. Girl, it's time to cover that sh*t up.

Beyonce: Your caboose ain't so far behind.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Needle & the Damage Done

With McNamee about to drop the big one tomorrow, it appears Clemens has thrown his last pitch -- in baseball, or to the congress. Maybe Britney needs a roommate?



Hmm. What do you suppose congress will do with that finger?