IT'S OFFICIAL: BRONCOS HENRY DIDN'T INHALE

He did have to pass a lie detector test, submit a hair follicle sample, and, worst of all, he had to go through the tortuous process of breathing "second-hand" marijuana smoke. Is this the NFL or a Cheech & Chong movie?

CABRERA AND WILLIS HEADED TO MOTOR CITY
What you talkin' bout? Talkin' about the demolition project continues in FLA. Luckily no one gets to vote on it.

MORE UGLY HOOPS AT THE GARDEN
Only this time it was between USC and Memphis, the Tigers winning in OT. And forget the name of the Rose, and hold the Mayo, say hello to Devon Jefferson.

STALKING STUFFER: THE MITCHELL REPORT TO BE RELEASED BEFORE XMAS
Make no mistake, he* knows if you've been bad or good...
(*not to be confused with Jose Le Hoe Canseco)

OFFICIAL REPORT: ROLLE UNHAPPY HE WAS CALLED A BOY
Runs right home and tells his agent.

ANDERSON VAREJAO FINALLY SIGNS OFFER SHEET WITH BOBCATS
There hasn't been a holdout this insignificant since K-Fed refused to sign the divorce papers.