And Now, Playing Towel Boy for the Los Angeles Lakers...

Check out the 411 I gathered on the Lakers' Towel Boy.

Up a Creek with MLB Public Relations

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He Who Smelt It, Also Dealt It

Republican Congressmen Elect a Candidate

Next Up For The Mixed-Up Feds...

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Mavericks Introduce New MVP

Most Valuable Pissant...

Do You Hereby Swear to Rob Taxpayers of Their Hard Earned Money?

From L to R
"I do."
"I do."
"Hell yeah."

Congress Is Now in Session...

Hey, readers! If you noted the surfboard as possible penis symbolism, double your points. As for the Rocket, too bad he's never surfed in congressional waters before. He's about to get blue crushed.

What's the Grammy's Got to Do With It?

Sorry, my powers of sports coverage have been sapped by visions of Tina Turner in that tight metallic outfit at the Grammy's. I shall return with sports coverage soon. I hope.

Note to Tina: Mary wouldn't have been so proud if she saw what you were wearing. Girl, it's time to cover that sh*t up.

Beyonce: Your caboose ain't so far behind.

Pornstar Steve Kerr Lights Up Valley of Suns

The Suns Could've Done Better on ebay

The Needle & the Damage Done

With McNamee about to drop the big one tomorrow, it appears Clemens has thrown his last pitch -- in baseball, or to the congress. Maybe Britney needs a roommate?



Hmm. What do you suppose congress will do with that finger?

A Former President Plots His Return

Silent Knight, Holy Night

New Yorkers Hired to Protect Giants Final Walk-through

And Then There Was Only One Fan Left For Kwame

Patriots Videogate: Flashback 1974