Mike Breen's Mentor a Chicken

"He just took the ball out of bounds!!!!!!!!!"

NBA: Where Amazing DOESN'T Happen Every Two Seconds

But trying telling that to play-by-play man Mike Breen, who sounds like he has an Enzyte erection at all moments of a game, no matter how mundane: "The ball is inbounded!" (BOING), "He got a rebound!" (BOING), "The waterboy tries to go backdoor on me!"