Clemens DNA on B12

Clemens DNA on 'Roids

Bob Knight's Take Your Grandchild to Work Day

Can someone please call Child Services? How bad is Knight as a grandparent? I'd rather have Michael Jackson tuck me in.

How Do You Spell L-O-S-E-R?

C-A-N-S-E-C-O.

Clemens Signs For Next Gig After 60 Minutes

At Least Isiah's Daily Show Is Funny

"I want to leave something that's going to stand for a long time. I want to leave a legacy, I want to leave tradition. I want to leave...



We feel your pain New York.

Original story.

Mr. Billick, I Presume?

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Pettitte Claims He Only Used HGH For 2 Days

Clemens claims contact high.

Bud Selig Falls Off Podium And Breaks Mind

OK, he didn't really. But easy believable.

This is truly a man who is losing his facilities -- "Eh? what's that you say?"-- and shouldn't be in charge of such a major organization. And, oh yeah, the dude's a corporate stooge.

Does he actually believe himself when he says this isn't a setback for the sport? He should be in trenches with the MLB PR people right now. Can't wait to see the manipulative commercial BS they come up with:

"MLB: Where Amazing (Drugs) Happen."


"Can I have a do-over for Christmas, please, Santa? And maybe a shiny red wagon?"

Kenny Smith Up For Play-by-Play Brilliance of the Year Award

With 37.6 on the clock vs. Sonics, this gem from the Kenster: "Only down five, plenty of time to go." He actually said it with a purpose. The purpose to sound like the foolish play-by-play guy he is. BTW, Knicks lost, crowd continued their "Fire Isiah!" chant and Isiah was quoted as saying it was "win or die." Funny enough, I'm not seeing his funeral today. And, to the next genius that hires Zeke after this one...Have I got a bridge for you.

Bonds Drops The Big One on Pearl Harbor Day

"I'd like to play in 2008." How does the San Quentin Mud Gulls strike you?

Remaining 47 Vick Dogs Placed With Rescue Groups...

Be on the lookout for 13 pay-girlfriends that still remain on the loose. If seen, please approach with extreme caution.



"I'm slugging the first one in here that calls me 'Dawg'."

Countdown to Frank TV & I Feel Like Choking Someone

I have to be frank with you, I have never hated a TV personality more without ever seeing one episode of their show than Frank of Frank TV. Frank, who's been interrupting every f-ing baseball game on TBS, and now every basketball game on TNT. Frank who does a 1001 impressions. Well, guess what?

I've already seen them!!! ALL 1001! And I am sick to death of them.

NOTE TO TURNER TV EXECS: WTF were you thinking?? Ever heard of the phrase "commercial overload"? Break a leg, guys. I truly hope Frank TV bombs worse than Kramer: The Laugh Factory.

P.S. Frank, if I see you in public, you'll forgive me if I choke you out.

Note to Frank's mom and dad: Don't forget to set your VCR! Your little Frankie is going to perform for you.