Will The Real Herschel Walker Please Stand Up?

And, can you please sign my book when you do?

Colts Embarrassed by Chargers Top Secret Attack

"Hey, Ricky! Psst! Ricky Williams! Over Here, Bro..."

Would you give up all those bong hits for 6 carries?

And WTF happened to all those hours of yoga Williams put in? He's supposedly qualified to teach it. His favorite pose? Gotta be the Twig.

Sssssssssssnap.