1. Sniff blow off a hooker's ass while farting the National Anthem.
2. Challenge a mouse to a skateboard race.
3. Bang any living munchkin from the Wizard of Oz.
4. Shave Mike Myers pubes and save them in a jar by his bed.
5. Marry a vegetable named Demetri.
6. Audition to find "love" with Tila Tequila.
7. Demonstrate his fine mastery of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
8. Apply to be paper weight between Mary Carey's breasts.
9. Nominate Pop Tarts as the number one snack food for diabetic children.
10. Reveal he was also a high-priced Spitzer Girl.
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