Monday, May 5, 2008

If a Woman Farts in the Forest...

Does it make a sound?



What about if she farts in your presence? And she's hot. Guess it doesn't make a sound then, does it? But how many do you let her get away with before saying something? And, at what count does she start becoming "not so hot?" -- except in terms of increasing Global Warming.


"It's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. That's why Tipper's been on lock-down lately."

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