March Madness: Bruin Boy vs. Trojan Boy

(TROJAN BOY)

Matt Leinart’s over there.

(BRUIN BOY)
So?

(TROJAN BOY)
We rule you in football.

(BRUIN BOY)
You’re trying to change the subject.

(TROJAN BOY)
What subject?

(BRUIN BOY)
That your team looks like they’re being coached by Jackie Moon out there.

(TROJAN BOY)
Is that the guy in those commercials?

(BRUIN BOY)
Uh, huh.

(TROJAN BOY)
I wouldn’t want to smell like him.

(BRUIN BOY)
Nor your basketball team during our last 15-2 run.

(TROJAN BOY)
Did I mention that Matt Leinart’s over there?

(BRUIN BOY)
Yeah, I saw him covering his eyes, too.

(TROJAN BOY)
Funny.

(BRUIN BOY)
And, FYI: We’re coming after you in football. We got a coach now.

(TROJAN BOY)
Rick Neuheisel? You call him a coach? Where is he anyway? I don’t see him out here supporting the basketball team.

(BRUIN BOY)
That’s because he’s probably out recruiting.

(TROJAN BOY)
Who? Players to participate in his NCAA bracket pool?

(BRUIN BOY)
Funny yourself.

(TROJAN BOY)
BTW: We’re going deeper than you in the real tourney, anyway.

(BRUIN BOY)
You mean: the OJ Mayo & Michael Beasley NBA Coming Out Party?

(TROJAN BOY)
What’s the difference with Love?

(BRUIN BOY)
Love knows there’s no ‘I’ in team. You’re talking about the Pac-10 Freshmen of the Year, and the Pac-10 Player of the Year. That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.

(TROJAN BOY)
Yeah, well, he’s going to need the Pac-10 Chiropractor of the Year after we’re done with him. Take that to the NCAA’s, baby!

(BRUIN BOY)
In case you haven't noticed, we have.