1. She is going to become just like her mother.
2. She took Viagra once and sat around with some girlfriends comparing penis sizes.
3. It IS all about size.
4. She's thinks about sex as much as you do.
5. She thinks about shoes more than sex.
6. She could live without that taste in the back of her throat.
7. Your credit card makes a great lozenger.
8. She has no idea what her Chinese-symbol tramp-stamp means. Slutty?
9. When she says no she really means, "oh please, just ask me one more time so I can hold onto a modicum of my dignity."
10. PMS is a myth created by women who have no better resources to control men with.
Writer's note: Yes, I just ducked as the flower vase broke in tiny little pieces on the wall behind my head. I'm now off to the paint store. Bring you home some Haagen Dazs, honey?
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