2. He's awake and drunk.
3. He's awake and drunk and trying to cram dollar bills into your crevices.
4. He's awake and drunk and trying to cram dollar bills into your crevices and he doesn't even know you're a dude.
5. Did we mention he's awake?
"Hey, babe, is that a pencil in your panties or are you just glad to see me? And what exactly does this dollar get me anyway?"
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