Wednesday, December 12, 2007

We Now Return You to Your Regular Sports Programming

Yes, covering the writer's strike was downright grueling for the Dawger, and kind of sad. I am wondering how all those poor souls will feed their families: a diet of Aspen for the holidays.

Anyway, priorities are now in order (sports, and chicks, rule!) and DD is heading back into the sportal waters...

COACH OVERBOARD! FALCONS PETRINO PHONES IN RESIGNATION
Rest of franchise wishes they could follow. James Cameron thinks "sequel," but with dogs and prison and stuff. I can hear Celine warming up now.

CAVS BENCH TO THE RESCUE
Helps when LBJ's coming off it. And not sitting on it injured.

NEW JERSEY FAILS TO PUT BALL THROUGH NET IN 4Q
I lost count at 15 in a row. Who would've ever thunk the day would come that VC himself got posterized, and by a rookie? Say it wasn't so Vince! It was so.

BTW: Nets suck. Eastern Conf sucks (OK, not you Boston) and I'd rather watch paint dry. I got news for you David Stern: AMAZING DOESN'T HAPPEN IN THIS CONFERENCE!

5-YEAR-OLD DESCENDANT OF DAVY CROCKETT KILLS BEAR!!!!
Stephen Colbert not around to celebrate it. Think this dude could take a bear?

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