It almost made me blow my lunch.ANOTHER USELESS BROAD ON SIDELINES
Lisa Salters during last night's Missouri/OU game: "Chase Daniels is fuming!" Cut to Daniels sitting on the bench looking as cool as a cucumber. "Oops! Never mind."
SIGN SPOTTED AT MAVS/HORNETS GAME
"Dirk makes me want to be German." To the moron that actually spent all week thinking that one up: Auf Wiedersehen.
RODNEY PEETE INTRODUCES LINEUP FOR TROJANS
Rob Reiner for UCLA. Hmm. What position did he play? Lunch line safety? Meathead.
MUSWOODY (NOUN)
That which occurs when Brent Musburger sees anything go down on a football field. Can someone please lessen the Viagra dosage?
AMOUNT OF TIMES VERNE LUNDQUIST SAYS "MY GOODNESS" A GAME
Lost count.
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