Saturday, December 1, 2007

SUSPECTED COACH ISIAH SIGHTING AT GARDEN

STAN VAN GUNDY FOR COACH OF YEAR
Isiah Thomas for Coach of the Night -- in the northeastern section of the country, excluding the Syracuse University Intramural League.

"NBA: WHERE AMAZING HAPPENS"
Except if you're a Knicks fan.

USA DAVIS CUP ON VERGE OF FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE '95
Three viewers excited. What's up with that? Gooooooo team?

TO THE UPTIGHT COMMENTATOR GANG: HUBIE AND DOUG
For how it's done right, see: Majerle, Dan. It ain't brain surgery. You guys really need to sit on a whoopee cushion or something.

D-HOWARD=MONSTER
D-HOWARD'S FTs=MOUSE
Subtract the mouse from the monster and what you get is a Manster. He'll still eat you alive.

KNIEVEL: OCTOBER 17, 1938 - NOVEMBER 30, 2007


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