The Juice, maybe -- if we're lucky.COWBOYS WELCOME MR. RODGERS TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
Bryant Gumbel sitting on a porch in a rocking chair broadcasting it. Can a game be called any worse? Vote now. Oh yeah: Paging Dr. Kevorkian.
BOSTON TAKES A BIG BITE OUT OF KNICKS
Rotten apple Isiah feeling the crunch. Soon to be a Gotham Goner.
FALCONS OT WEINER TO MISS REST OF SEASON
WTF cares, I just haven't said weener in a while.
HEY, TNT & ESPN & ALL YOU OTHER "JOURNALISTS", GUESS WHAT?
I actually do know that Kareem is Bynum's tutor. I don't know why you persist in telling us every f-ing game. Get over it.
LAKERS EXTEND PHIL JACKSON'S CONTRACT
Yippee! That's two more years Jeannie has a chance of getting an engagement ring. Thanks, dad!
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