Saturday, November 24, 2007

PHIL FULMER LIVES TO DROOL ANOTHER DAY

"4 OTS AND I SMELLED WORSE THAN A HIPPIE WITH A BAD WHEAT GRASS HABIT."
Wondering...is Fulmer Fred Thompson's younger brother?

UCLA MAKES THE BATTLE FOR THE ROSES INTERESTING
Meanwhile, Ducks grounded by a leaf and some other scrubbery.

HEY! BIG NEWS: HULK HOGAN'S MARRIAGE OVER
Ladies, and small terriers, the line starts to the left.

THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM FOR SAMPRAS OVER FEDERER
Sampras' wife still hot.

FORMER TAMPA BAY CHEERLEADER, BACHELOR CONTESTANT, POPS BF IN THE MOUTH
BF promises never to utter the magic words again: You f_cking has b_ _ n.

RAY ALLEN FOR THE GAME WINNER
Red Auerbach for the post-grave woody.

JAYHAWKS GET SWEPT UP IN TIGER TORNADO
"Oh...BCS, we're not in Kansas anymore."

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