Saturday, November 24, 2007

TAKE THAT TOMMY-POINT AND SHOVE IT

LISTENING TO CELT'S BROADCASTER TOMMY HEINSOHN REMINDS ME OF THE DRUNK AT THE BAR
The one you can't ask to leave because he helped build the friggin' bar.

IT'S CLEAR: MARION JONES STRIPPED OF EVERYTHING
Let that be a lesson to all you sexy women who want to perform like men. Except, of course, you Hillary.

GAME QUOTE: "THEY HAVE THIS LSU DEFENSE REELING."
Not sure, but I think Obama could've strapped on a helmet and scored.

SECOND OLDEST RIVALRY NO.1 ON SCHEDULE TONIGHT
By midnight, one will have lost more than a glass slipper.

"EVERYBODY'S GOING TO REMEMBER THE 2007 MISSOURI-KANSAS GAME. FOREVER," SAYS MISSOURI COACH.
LOL. Yeah, count on that. In fact, remind me of it again when your carriage turns into a pumpkin, bro.

PATS SET TO GET ALL TOUCHY-FEELY AGAINST EAGLES
Feely set for a week of chiropractic appointments, consultation with Dr. Phil.

CALLAHAN, ONE MONTH AGO: "I HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB IN EVERY AREA."
Yesterday: "Do you know anybody that wants to buy a bridge?"

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