Daily Dawg

COLT BRENNAN TIES TY DETMER FOR MOST TD's

Can we please get Hawaii vs. Boise State in a bowl game? (no dawging these guys...yet.)

THE CELTICS: THE REAL DEALIO
Now, if only the rest of the Eastern Conference could graduate from the NBDL.

124^th RANKED ITALIAN TENNIS PLAYER SUSPENDED FOR MATCH-FIXING
And he thought it couldn’t get any worse than being ranked 124^th?

TORRE COURTING A-ROD, BERNIE WILLIAMS, & HALF YANK ROSTER
If this was the Mafia, we’d be in for a bloodbath.

MIAMI HEAT AS COLD AS ICE
The Big Stiff ($20m for two more seasons after this one) wishes D-Wade wasn’t such a foreigner. Pat Riley wishes he could just close the door, leave the world behind.

NBA BOO-BIRDS OUT EARLY
In Orlando, Grant Hill got pelted in his return and, at the Garden, Knick fans are already sensing doom. Honestly, Mars Blackmon could coach this team better than Zeke.

HS FOOTBALL TEAM RUNS STREAK TO 52-0
Producers start your engines. I imagine there's probably a retarded equipment manager you could focus your script on.

NOTRE DAME FALLS TO WORST EVER 1-9
Worse: NBC falls to laughing-stock of all sports networks.

YI GOT GAME
China got TV. Plenty of TVs. If anyone can stop WWIII, it's Commissioner Stern. Because, you know, the NBA Cares.

OJ MAYO HAS STRONG DEBUT
As does Mercer, who beats the sh*t out of Trojans.

OSU UPSET BY ILLINI
Does anyone want to play Pin The Tail on bowl contenders?