Sunday, November 18, 2007

Daily Dawg

REX GROSSMAN FAN CLUB MEETS FOR TAILGATE PARTY
Two out of three fail to show up.

OSU HEADED TO ROSE BOWL
Lloyd Carr headed to thorny issue of "buh-bye."

ROCKETS PLAY-BY-PLAY MAN SAYS SUNS OFFENSE LIKE WATCHING A BALLET
Yeah, only half as gay.

FEDERER WINS FOURTH MASTERS CUP
Rest of tour eyes World Badminton League.

CONFIRMATION: HAAS NOT POISONED
Thank god. Now we can go back to trusting Russia as the freedom loving nation they are. Free toilet paper for everybody!

A-ROD GETS INSIDER TIPS FROM BUFFET
Won't have to waste away in Borasville anymore.

FRESHMEN MICHAEL BEASLEY & OJ MAYO PUTTING UP HUGE NUMBERS
NBA scouts receive medical attention for erections that last for more than four hours.

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