Thursday, November 15, 2007

Daily Dawg

PHIL JACKSON WANTS TO MAKE SURE NO HORSES WERE OFFENDED BY HIS BROKEBACK PUN
Too late for the horses-asses that actually did take offense.

NCAA ADDS THIRD POST-SEASON HOOPS TOURNEY
You see what happens when there's a writer's strike? FYI: Cinderella will not be in attendance. Nor will my TV set.

NOTE TO EUPHORIC BOSTON FANS
Enjoy it while you got it, cause it ain't lasting forever. And, please, we don't care about your stinkin' soccer team, or Ben Affleck's new movie. Or actually, anything that Ben Affleck does, or likes. And that includes your teams.

OJ TRIAL TO GO FORWARD
Al Cowlings put on stand-by. (In new car.)

KNICKS TAKE A BITE OUT OF MARBURY TO THE TUNE OF $195K
Back in the saddle, and drunk on hubris, his band blow chunks (again) in L.A.

REDEMPTION REX GETS THE CALL SUNDAY
Seriously, is there a rabbi in the house? wink, wink (NSFW).

LITTLE BEEOTCH A-ROD COMES CRAWLING BACK ON HIS KNEES
Not sure if his begging bowl will hold $270mil.

RON-RON
RETURNS, SAY'S IT'S "SAME OLD, SAME OLD"
Prepare the meds, straitjacket and women to beat.

Note to OJ: I can quit you now. Maybe you'll finally give me my snake skin boots back?

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