Tuesday, November 20, 2007

LIL ROMEO PROFESSES LOVE FOR TROJAN HOOPS

"This is the most important thing I've had to do," the Beverly Hills teen said. "And hopefully it sends a message to kids across the country that education is more important than money."

Pretty easy to say when you already have all the money, eh, Rom? And you're getting a scholarship to one of the country's finest schools. Which, you know, so many of those "kids across the country" have an opportunity to do.

DEAR BRIAN BILLICK, ONE WORD: REHAB
It's called assholism, bro.

VICK TAKES IT TO THE BIG HOUSE EARLY
Do you think he slugs the first guy that calls him "Dawg"?

TYSON SENTENCED TO 24 HOURS IN TENT CITY
Open air. Pink underwear. Black & white striped uniforms? Is this jail? Or an episode of Punk'd?

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