Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Daily Dawg

KEVIN "MOBY" DUCKWORTH SIGHTING AT BLAZER GAME
Luckily, Capt. Ahab not in attendance.

STARBURY GOES MIA, THREATENS TO DISS ON ISIAH
Trade to New York Post said to be in the works.

NFL CENTERS FORM UNION TO JUSTIFY CELEBRATIONS AFTER SUCCESSFUL SNAPS
Yes, the NFL has come down to this. And, yes, you're all No. 1 in my book.

RICKY WILLIAMS RE-INSTATED
That should help the winless Dolphins. Gentlemen, start your bongs.

PAT RILEY THREATENS TO SUIT UP
Shaq threatens to convert a two-foot jump hook, take Lil Penny and go home.

PACMAN WORKS PLEA DEAL IN VEGAS SHOOTING
OJ denies guns were involved.

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