Monday, November 19, 2007

2247 PLAYERS & 239,890 FANS CLAIM THEY'RE NO. 1 OVER THE WEEKEND

Hey Dickhead, your team is barely hovering above .500. You know what you can do with that finger?

BILLS DEFENSIVE END BEFORE GAME WITH PATS...

"We have a great opportunity to show the world we mean business, that the Buffalo Bills are somebody to be taken seriously." After the game: "We're really good at Madden '08. I mean, really."

STEPHEN JACKSON
OVER SUSPENSION
For "criminal recklessness," which is actually a perfect way to describe the Warrior's style of play. Albeit fun to watch, crime never pays, even if you name him captain.

PHILLIP RIVERS MOST TO'S IN NFL
If they had it to do all over again...Naw, Eli sucks just as bad, if not worse.

T.O. AND MOSS: ALL QUIET ON THE PRIMA DONNA FRONT
Amazing what winning does for spoiled brats.

NBC'S FIRST DOWN GRAPHIC IS PRETTY COOL
How long 'til it's plastered with Masengill ads?

KEVIN MARTIN: WIMPIEST LOOKING BAD-ASS PLAYER IN THE NBA
I swear my 12-yr-old niece could take him. And she's only a yellow belt.

SUNDAY SCOTT POLLARD SIGHTING IN CELTIC GREEN
Cavemen casting directors wowed by performance.


While we're on the subject of Cavemen, tell me why it is you kids wear your pants around your ankles again...

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